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hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

lokiperfection:

holtarna:

lokiperfection:

What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

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lokiperfection:

holtarna:

lokiperfection:

What in the hell. 

That’s my secret Cap.  I’m always SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

This comment wins!

Source: mihlayn
procoffee

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

  • Person: What kind of music do you like?
  • Me: Anime openings
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

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