i think my iPhone is broken.
i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school
- Audience member: knock, knock
- Matt: who's there?
- Audience member: Doctor
- Matt: Doctor Who
why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to
when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….